Helldivers 2 Introduces Major Tutorial Overhaul

Let’s dive into the chaos that is Helldivers 2, and try to make sense of it — though “sense” is pretty subjective, right? So, okay, here’s the scene: Apparently, the tutorial, that trusty crash course they used to have on Mars’ good ol’ dusty canyons, has now upped and found a new home. I mean, you’re about to face imminent doom, and the creators decided to switch up the tutorial location. Avalon IV is now our training playground. Kinda like moving your home base on a hunch — or is it a whim? Who can say?

Since February 2024 — yep, mark the calendar — all the action has been about staving off those pesky Terminids and the shuffle of Automatons. But no, that’s not your only guest list. The Illuminate are crashing in too, and guess where they’re planning their next big scene? Yup, right here on Super Earth. Does it feel like a party turned apocalypse yet? Maybe that’s just me.

It’s like… combat rumbles right up to our doorstep, and, voila, Mars is yesterday’s news. Now, we’re breaking in recruits far away, on some planet called Avalon IV. It’s as if the Martian landscape got a tad too predictable. But seriously, this change somehow tinkers with the vibe. Sure, when you think about it, their plan might have its merits — or it’s an inspired last-minute call. Who’s keeping track, though?

Right, let’s backtrack to this Masters of Ceremony Warbond thing — catchy name, huh? So, this new premium offering arrives May 15. I’m not saying it’s a fashion show, but it’s got style. Picture yourself wielding the R-2 Amendment bayonet. Not to brag, but that sounds slick, doesn’t it? If swords make you cringe, they’ve got plenty more. Stratagems and throwables. It’s like packing for a cosmic camp but with more explosions.

But ultimately, here’s the kicker: As much as we’re marching to save Super Earth, we’re also keeping up appearances. Ironic or brilliant? Your call. Like, somewhere between wielding sabers and donning emotes, there’s probably a metaphor that I missed — or maybe that’s what they want us to think. Who knows?

Anyway, so that’s Helldivers 2 — or rather, their slightly bonkers yet epic spin on prepping for galactic battles. If nothing else, it’s a ride — with more than a few sidetracks and curiosities. Give it a whirl, maybe?