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So, Warhammer Skulls, yeah? It’s making its grand comeback from wherever it usually hides—probably somewhere super nerdy—and it’s hitting your screens soon. Mark this: May 22. It’s this big, annual bash for news, and sneak peeks on all things Warhammer, plus some sweet deals that we’ll get into. Think updates on hot stuff like Space Marine 2 and Rogue Trader. Maybe Darktide too.
Now, here’s the scoop—don’t say I didn’t tell you. It all kicks off with this livestream gig on Warhammer’s Twitch channel. The fancy word is it’s hosted by Rahul Kohli—yeah, him! Starts at 5PM if you’re chilling in the UK, which is like 9AM on the West Coast. So, for once, folks in the UK can actually watch without yawning their faces off. Someone send a thank you card to Nottingham for that scheduling, alright?
Right, cookies and stuff—no idea what that’s about, but enable them if you want the full scoop. Is there a deal hiding behind that cookie wall? Maybe. Anyway, if saving cash is your obsession, Warhammer Skulls doesn’t disappoint. Crazy discounts—like 90% off on some titles. Scary, I know. But hey, if you’re eyeballing all of those Total War: Warhammer 3 DLCs, maybe hold your horses until then. Could save a pretty penny.
Honestly, the Warhammer brand isn’t just warming up—it’s on fire. Space Marine 2, anyone? Plus, there was that killer Secret Level episode that made everyone pick up a joystick. And don’t even get me started on the Henry Cavill Amazon series. Seems it’s still stewing nicely in production. Basically, if you got Warhammer fever, now’s a good time to let it run wild.
So, are you in? Watching it or passing? Drop a comment, let’s hash it out.
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