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So, 33 Immortals is coming back—for Xbox Insiders, that is—and it kicks off on Tuesday, May 20, at 8am PT (11am ET). This time, the playtest runs for six days till Monday, May 26, 8am PT (11am ET). It’s a big deal ‘cause, wait for it, you can now get in on the action if you’re still rocking an Xbox One. Small victories, right? Thunder Lotus is like, super pumped for players, especially those with Xbox Ones, to dive in and share thoughts. Space is kinda limited though, so be ready on May 20th to catch this crazy 33-player co-op action-roguelike experience. Say that three times fast.
### What’s the Deal with the Game?
Okay, picture this: you’re basically a damned soul. Yep, you’re rebelling against God’s final judgment. No pressure or anything. You and 32 other rebels dive into epic battles, and it’s like matchmaking on steroids. You gotta work together to survive against, I dunno, hordes of monsters and these massive bosses that are straight-up challenging. And oh, you get to expand your weapons stash and stack up powerful relics to boost your soul—forever. Facing God’s Wrath feels like a ‘nope’ moment, but that’s the thrill, I guess.
Curious? Just hit up the 33 Immortals website for more details.
### Updates and Fixes: What’s New?
Here’s what’s changed:
– You can now rebind controls. Relief, right?
– The Sword of Justice got tweaked—players had stuff to say, apparently.
– Ditto for the Staff of Sloth.
– The Bow of Hope? Also balanced.
– And those pesky Daggers of Greed? Yep, balanced too.
– A bunch of troublesome feats got fixes.
Details are in the patch notes if you’re into that kind of thing.
### When’s This Thing Happening Again?
Just to recap, it starts on Tuesday, May 20th, at oh-so-early 8am PT (11am ET) and wraps up on the following Monday, May 26th, same early-bird time.
### How to Jump In:
So here’s the game plan for Tuesday, May 20th, 8am PT (11am ET):
– Boot up your Xbox or PC and head to the Xbox Insider Hub app. Don’t have it yet? Well, first things first, download it from the Store.
– Got it? Sweet. Go to Previews > 33 Immortals.
– Hit that Join button.
– Wait as it registers you and then sends you over to the Store to install the 33 Immortals Beta.
Heads up: Limited space—first come, first served. Faster thumbs win, I guess.
And, drumroll, Xbox One consoles are finally in on the action too, alongside Xbox Series X|S and PC users.
### How to Give Your 2 Cents:
Ran into a roadblock while slaying monsters? Make sure to hit “Report a problem:”
– Hold the home button on your Xbox controller.
– Choose Report a problem.
– Select the Games category, then 33 Immortals Beta subcategory.
– Fill out the form. Help ‘em out with those pesky details.
### Extra Bits:
Need more info? Follow @XboxInsider on whatever we’re calling Twitter these days. Also, keep checking this blog for announcements and feel free to chat with other fans on the Xbox Insider SubReddit.
There you go, now go have fun getting your soul rebuked by divine forces!