Sure, let’s take a wild ride through this crowded mess of info. Here’s my version:
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So, here we go, folks. If you’re in the UK, and you’ve been itching to grab one of those shiny new Nintendo Switch 2 consoles, hang tight because The Game Collection just got a few in stock. I mean, who would’ve thought Nintendos could be this elusive, right? Anyway — wait, maybe I’m getting ahead of myself.
They’ve got, like, eight different bundles. Yes, you heard it right, eight! Some bundle deals even throw Mario Kart World into the mix. I always felt Mario Kart was, like, a rite of passage or something. And a bunch of games—a bit all over the place—titles like Split Fiction, and Cyberpunk 2077 too. Oh, and let’s not forget the nifty extras. Speaking of which… a 256GB MicroSD card from Samsung? Sounds like a cozy digital suitcase for all your pixelated adventures.
Okay, let’s see—drum roll, please—here’s what they’ve got laid out:
1. First bundle’s going for £484.95. You get the Nintendo Switch 2 all on its own. Then add Hogwarts Legacy for a bit of magic flair, and hey, a camera to snap those unexpected gaming zen moments.
2. Next up, also £484.95. Same console, but this time with Split Fiction and again, that camera. I swear they must have a thing for cameras this time around.
3. For £519.95, you’re looking at the Switch with Mario Kart World and Split Fiction. Plus, surprise surprise, another camera. I can almost picture that joy-con drift now.
4. This one’s £539.95. Console, some game called Sonix X Shadow Generations (sounds edgy, right?), and here’s a plot twist, the MicroSD card makes its entry along with—you guessed it—the camera.
5. Moving up to £559.95, you’ve got Cyberpunk 2077, another MicroSD, and camera combo. It’s like they figured out our digital storage woes before we did.
6. Sixth option’s at £589.95. Mario Kart again and Cyberpunk holding hands in harmony, plus all the usual suspects—card, camera… you get the drift.
7. Here at £609.95, they throw in Hitman World of Assassination. Fancy name for a game, huh? Same accessories as before.
8. And finally, if you’re splurging £644.95, you get everything but the kitchen sink. Seriously, they loaded this one up like a turkey on Thanksgiving.
Mark your calendar or scribble on the back of your hand, the whole Nintendo Switch 2 shindig hits shelves everywhere on June 5, 2025. Costs a neat £395.99 if you’re in the UK, slightly different in Europe and the US, but close enough.
Oh, and there’s some trailer floating around? I didn’t catch it, but maybe you will. Enjoy the hunt!