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So, here goes nothing—Target’s throwing these big shindigs across its U.S. stores for the Nintendo Switch 2. Or at least, that’s what the grapevine says. Apparently, June 5th is the day to mark. In Orlando, at the Millenia store—yeah, that one—it’s supposed to be wild. They’re calling it their “most epic event.” I mean, what does that even mean? But hey, if you’re into games, prizes, and the whole hoopla. Bullseye’s making an appearance, too. Whoop-de-doo, right? But they’ve got Nintendo gear and freebies. If you’re lucky.
Now, for everyone else parked at other Targets—don’t sweat it. They’ve got “ultra-fun” stuff lined up. Sounds like someone was up all night brainstorming that one. But okay, free stuff is free stuff.
As for the Nintendo Switch 2—you know it’s dropping everywhere on June 5, 2025. Whoa, that’s, like, way ahead. In case you’re itching to know, it’s priced at £395.99 in the UK, €469.99 around Europe, and a jaw-dropping $449.99 in the good ol’ USA. Honestly, why the odd prices? Currency conversion, taxes, or some corporate mumbo-jumbo? No clue. Anyway—wait, what was I saying?
Oh right, maybe you’d want to catch the trailer or whatever. There might be a video floating somewhere online—YouTube, I suppose. It’s probably one of those sleekly produced things. Typical. But if you’re curious? Go check it out. Or don’t. You do you.
