Destiny 2 Launches June 2025 Update

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Alright, so Destiny 2’s latest patch just dropped, and honestly, it’s kinda like when you find an old pair of jeans and realize they still fit perfectly. Bugs vanishing left and right, like magic, or maybe just Bungie doing its thing. Anyway, they’re fixing those sneaky weapon issues where your guns just… didn’t quite behave. Anyone else think it’s like taming wild animals sometimes?

Oh, and that Seeker of the Nine Triumph? Apparently, they made it easier to grab the Eternal title. I swear, every time I read “Eternal,” I can’t help but think of those everlasting gobstoppers from… Willy Wonka, was it?

Amid all this chaos, players get to dive into the Rite of the Nine version of the Prophecy dungeon. Picture this: you’re deep in a mystical maze, and then boom, a burst of color and light. Honestly, no idea why I didn’t think of it earlier, but it reminds me of my last road trip – all vibes, no map.

Now, for the nitty-gritty Bungie moments. Remember how the Gjallarhorn’s Exotic Catalyst reward was bugging everyone? Well, they finally patched it up so you won’t end up accidentally picking it twice. Thank goodness, because who wants a double when you can have something new?

Oh, and those quirky in-game weapons? The Cruoris FR4 had an issue where its Impact was softer than a marshmallow (if you enhanced it, that is). Bungie tweaked it, so it now packs a punch. Strange, right? Fix one thing, another breaks – just like trying to fix my bike last weekend.

For those with bow skills, there’s a little fix for animations, too. You know how Echo of Domineering was misbehaving? Uh-huh, sorted. Now you can pretend you’re Robin Hood without glitching out. Meanwhile, for the Seeker of the Nine Triumph, they made sure it tracks across accounts, not characters. About time, eh?

Can’t wait for July 15. That’s when the Edge of Fate expansion hits – new weapons, exotic gear, and more. Might be just what we all need, something to distract from… everything else, I guess.

So, Bungie’s got more up its sleeve. Let’s see how this plays out. Or maybe not. Who knows these days?