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Big ol’ Pikachu has been yappin’ away about a bunch of stuff, and I mean a bunch. You know, it’s like when you’re at a family dinner and Uncle Joe starts rambling—I mean, it’s all over the place, but it’s kinda fun, right?
So, they dropped some stuff about this new thing called Z-A? Or maybe I got distracted by the cat. Anyway, something big’s happening in Pokémon Go, with some event or whatever. I swear, Pokémon can’t sit still for a minute, always got something cooking.
Oh, and this game—“Pokémon Friends,” who knew? It sneaked onto the iOS App Store before it was supposed to. Like when you’re late to a party, but a friend texted the time wrong. It’s gonna be everywhere, even on Switch and Android. You’ve gotta figure out puzzles to make plush Pokémon? I mean, kind of cute, like when you finally crack how to fold fitted sheets. Just ten bucks, not bad unless you blow it all on those extra puzzles.
Then they talked about the 2025 World Championships. Had a whole bit about “Championship Sunday” in Anaheim’s Honda Center. Ducks play there or something? I was just thinking about how much I miss real hockey fights, those were wild.
Netflix is bringing back Pokémon Concierge on September 4. New season. And then, hold onto your hats—Aardman’s got their paws on Pokémon with a new series. Like “Shawn the Sheep” but with Sirfetch’d and Pichu. It’s years away though, 2027. I’ll probably forget by then.
Oh, and someone somewhere decided Tokyo needs PokePark Kanto. Opening in 2026—maybe for the 30th birthday bash. If you’re in Japan, mark the calendar. Or don’t, I’m not your mom.
Can’t forget about Pokémon Masters EX adding Carmine. On July 30, in case you’re a date-keeper. Pokémon Cafe Remix is splashing around with ocean gear. Costumed Lapras, Totodile—I mean, someone’s into that. Latias joining Pokémon Unite soon, just in time to shake things up. Weirdly enough, there’s “Electrode Volleyball” now. Like, huh?
Trading card fanatics got a sneak peek at new Mega Evolution cards. Hope you weren’t late, they’re sold out. Classic, right? Scarlet and Violet’s raid battles? You gotta whack these legendaries—Chien-Pao and friends—a million times. You do that, get yourself a shiny. Sounds easy, I guess?
And they’re talking about this Pokémon Champions thing? You can rent Pokémon—bet the rental fees are wild (just kidding, I have no idea). Plus, you can tweak Pokémon stats directly. Seems cool, but six years away in 2026. We’ve got time, I think—I’m not counting!
