Get Expedition 33 and Stellar Blade for Only $1—Believe It or Not!

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Okay, so, like, you know that feeling when you find some mystery box of games and you’re like, “What gems am I gonna find this time?” Well, that’s exactly what Fanatical’s throwing at us with their new Mystery Box Bundle. It’s got some biggies from 2025 like Stellar Blade and Expedition 33—which, by the way, are totally rocking the RPG scene. And then there’s Rematch, which… yeah, it’s like a jolt of adrenaline straight to your thumbs. Wild times.

Honestly, Stellar Blade kinda hits different on PC. Yeah, I know it’s been out for a bit on PS5, but something about it just blends, like, the essence of all the soul-crushingly hard games I weirdly love. Picture mixing Devil May Cry vibes with something a bit soulslike, and bam—you’re in gaming heaven. The combat? Phew, never gets old. Seriously, it’s kinda automatic excitement at this point.

Expedition 33 though, oh man. It’s like… have you ever played a game and the story just clings to you? Not in a creepy way, but more like a comforting memory. That’s it. Those JRPGs, always twisting turn-based into something epic, right? The splashy battles are cool and all, but the story, sheesh. Almost had me in tears when the credits rolled. Okay, maybe not tears, but I felt something!

And then there’s Rematch, which is sort of like a palate cleanser—but with extra zest. From the guys who brought us Sifu, remember that? Now they’ve tackled soccer, but like, in the most dynamic way possible. I swear, even if you’re not into sports games, this one is a riot. I mean, where else do you get this level of chaos on the field?

Now, back to this Mystery Box thing—a big temptation. You get the shot at all these games AND some legends like Elden Ring Nightreign and whatever DOOM The Dark Ages has for us. Also, Monster Hunters Wilds? They’re literally just dangling all this in front of us for a dollar. A buck! But okay, if you wanna reach for that mythical Golden Box, you’ve got to really cross your fingers—luck of the draw and all that.

And yeah, I get it, buying more boxes kinda ups your chances or whatever—they say it’s $15.99 for a bunch of them. But even if you don’t snag the Golden Box, you still end up with a Steam key, so it’s like you’re guaranteed a surprise. Whether it’s something indie and cool or an older hit you’d missed. Win-win, right?

So, if you’re itching to dive into 2025’s finest—or you just like surprises—this bundle’s calling your name. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon your next obsession.

Oh, and hey—when you’re done with that game frenzy, check us out on Google News for more gaming gossip, or pop into our Discord to chat about… well, all of this. Life’s too short not to geek out together.

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