Nintendo Download: June 26, 2025 (Europe)

Oh wow, okay, where do I even start with this one? So, Nintendo’s got this eShop update thing going on in Europe, which, honestly, feels like they’re just throwing a bunch of games at us and hoping something sticks. I mean, let’s dive into it or at least stumble around a bit — I’m not promising a straight path here.

First up, Nintendo Switch 2. Yes, TWO. Already feels like we just wrapped our heads around the first one, and boom, here we go again, right? Anyway, there’s Tamagotchi Plaza hitting the scene on Friday, 27 June. Why does Tamagotchi sound so nostalgic yet overwhelming? Like, do I really want to be responsible for a digital pet again? Who knows.

Now, for the OG Nintendo Switch. Here’s where things get kinda wild. Games like “A Bibelot: Y-Break” — whatever a “Bibelot” is, I have no clue. Oh, and “Against the Storm” — sounds intense, doesn’t it? Maybe it is. Maybe it isn’t. Never know with these titles.

I stumbled across “Architect Life: A House Design Simulator,” which feels like the grown-up way of playing house. Or maybe it’s not. Maybe you just stack blocks and hope it looks good. And what about “Bee Flowers: Save The Garden”? Bees are cool, right? Like, essential to life or whatever. Anyway.

One game caught my eye, “Jurassic Island: Little Dinosaur Park Musical AudioBook.” A musical audiobook? That’s just… amusingly odd. Or oddly amusing. Take your pick.

Not sure why, but “Supermarket Simulator 2025” made me chuckle. Like, I can’t even handle grocery shopping now; do I really need to simulate it?

There’s also a bunch of games lined up for release on Friday, like “Bambas!” and “Super Sucker” (which drops Saturday 28 June, go figure).

Whoever names these games must have a wild imagination. Or maybe they just pick words out of a hat. “Ruffy and the Riverside”? Sounds like a band I would’ve followed in my early 20s.

So, there you have it, a bit of a quirky mix of games popping up this week. Honestly, it’s like looking through an eclectic music playlist — there’s a genre for every mood. Have fun sifting through it all, if you even can. If not, well, nothing wrong with a little chaos.