Here we go, diving into the wild world of Switch 2 games. I’m telling you, if you’ve got one foot into this universe, there’s a whole buffet of classics polished up for the new hardware. Like, seriously, they’ve thrown updates onto gems like Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury and, ah, that masterpiece, The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening. Oh, and Super Mario Odyssey! It’s like they knew we needed a reason to skip sleep. Some first-party bonanza at the eShop, too — think Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD and Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Definitive Edition — is that a mouthful or what? Don’t even get me started on Animal Crossing: New Horizons, where you can, I dunno, pretend you have control over something.
Then there’s this whole side gig with third-party and indie gems. It’s like, who needs an actual savings account when you can snag titles like Balatro, Hades (can’t even with that one, right?), and Tetris Forever. The madness includes Metal Slug Tactics — Were they trying to sound tough? Maybe. Or, it’s just me — plus Yakuza Kiwami, which sounds like tasty exotic fruit but isn’t. Anyway. Diablo 3: Eternal Collection might eat your soul; trust me, it’s not just clever marketing. Still, that Borderlands 2 deal is tempting, isn’t it?
Oh, here’s a sneak peek at those prices. Because curiosity, cats, and all that.