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You know, maybe Yuji Horii just can’t keep a secret. Not sure if he just enjoys the thrill of it or if it’s accidental, but it’s a thing. Especially for us fans of Chrono Trigger—the classic RPG from the “Dream Team.” Anyway, I’m rambling. Point is, there might be a remake on the way.
So, there was this comic convention in Napoli. Italy, not Florida, just to be crystal clear. At this panel, Horii—the guy who’s basically the heart of the Dragon Quest series—kind of let something slip. He casually mentioned a Chrono Trigger remake, and honestly, the room went nuts. Imagine a loud, fan-filled ovation. The kind that makes your ears ring a bit. Although, when asked to repeat it, he did the whole cover-the-mouth thing, and his translator jumped in with a quick “you heard nothing.” Classic move.
Now, this isn’t Horii’s first slip-up. Picture July 2015, like a wrecking ball of leaks. He accidentally confirmed some Dragon Quest localizations. Random tidbit: he talked about Dragon Quest XI being on the “NX”—the Switch now, but it was a big secret back then. Sometimes I wonder if he does it on purpose or if he’s just that excited about his work. Who am I kidding? Probably both.
Oh, and before I get sidetracked again—March 11 marked Chrono Trigger’s 30th anniversary. Square Enix announced they’d celebrate it, but didn’t really say how. I mean, could be more hints about this remake? Or maybe it’s just merch. Who knows?
Anyway, let’s hope Horii keeps dropping these little gems, whether intentional or not. Keeps things interesting, don’t you think?
