Man, where do I even start with this? You got tons of stuff going on. Okay, so picture this: you’re itching to skate? You can dive into these Career Tours. Or, if your attention span is as wobbly as mine, why not try for those high scores in Single Session? Speedrun more your thing? Go ahead, beat that clock! Or, just say screw it and coast in Free Skate. Seriously, you’ve got, uh, 19 parks to check out! Yeah, they’ve brought back some old favorites like Foundry, Canada, and Los Angeles. Was it just me, or did the Shipyard smell like rust and dreams? I digress.
Wait, there’s more. They tossed in some new spots—because why not? Waterpark sounds like a blast, and then there’s Movie Studio and Pinball. Pinball? Really? Who thought of that? Whatever, it intrigues me.
Oh, and you’ve got New Game+ if you’re the overachiever type. It’s like starting over but better, because you keep your stats. Legacy goals? Pro Goals? It’s like they’re having a goal party and everyone’s invited. Solo Tours too—if you wanna get all deep divey with a skater. Like, who are these people?
Now, Create-A-Park—let’s talk. Got some wild ideas? Of course you do. Customize till your heart’s content with all these tools and objects. It’s a bit like playing God but with more ramps. Make your dream park, then toss it into the internet for other folks to try. Rate ‘em, skate ‘em, it’s a thing.
And multiplayer. Because everything’s better with friends, even virtual ones.
I probably got sidetracked somewhere, but you get the gist? Or did I just confuse you more? Who knows.
