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You know that feeling when a new Minecraft update is coming, and you’re trying hard not to get your hopes up — but, oops, too late, right? Yeah, that’s where we are with this next one, “Chase the Skies.” Everyone’s buzzing, mainly about this thing called the Happy Ghast. Sounds cute, right? It’s like the regular Ghast but, supposedly, friendlier. Imagine a big floaty thing you can actually ride. But there’s a catch: You gotta do some kind of in-game ritual, or something, to hop on. But here’s the kicker — if it moves as slow as they say, this might turn into just another well-hyped letdown. I mean, I can already hear the collective sigh from everyone who’s been waiting.
Now, wandering around the Nether and bumping into regular Ghasts, you’ll notice they’re not exactly the fastest things on the block. That’s kinda fine when they’re trying to destroy you, but for a mount? Nah, man, I think not. We want these Happy Ghasts to zip around like they own the skies. Picture this: you’re building those insane tall towers, and this little (or not-so-little) helper comes along, speeding things up. Heaven, right? But if it’s slow? Well, another wasted opportunity.
There are rumors, and let’s just say they’re not filling me with hope. If these things are as sluggish as the sneak peeks show, they’re doomed. Honestly, who’s gonna waste time taming a snail when walking’s faster? I mean, sure, there’s the Elytra — a little tricky to get but at least it lets you glide. Compared to that, a slow Happy Ghast is like being stuck behind a Sunday driver when all you want to do is hit the gas.
Oh, man, and think about the folks behind Minecraft, Mojang. They’re under mega pressure here. Everyone’s expecting the skies to be this vast playground, but if we can’t zoom and swoop with ease? Yeah, disappointment city. They really should be looking into some speed infusion ideas. Maybe we can feed the thing some special item, like, I dunno, snow powder? Wouldn’t that be wild? Imagine chasing snow biomes because, hey, gotta make your sky companion speedy.
Seems like I’ve got a long wishlist for this update already. But seriously, if we’re gonna talk game-changers, these Happy Ghasts have to deliver. Mojang, make them zip or else — well, back to the drawing board, I guess!
