If you’re curious about the baseball escapades of the High on Life guy — yeah, the one from Rick and Morty — just go ahead and google “Justin Roiland minors.” Weird to think about, right?
So, last week I totally missed Super Xevious slipping into the Archives — don’t ask why. My brain’s like a sieve sometimes.
Anyway, there’s this buzz about the Switch 2 and, honestly, the top game pick from around T-minus-four weeks might just be a Tokimeki Memorial remake in Japan. But plot twist — maybe not. If High on Life pops up in the Switch 1 Direct, it kinda steals the show, right? That shooter’s got Justin Roiland’s fingerprints all over it. Yes, that Justin. The one with, let’s say, “personal complications.”
On another note, Spiritfall drops on Friday. But what’s up with the EggConsole jacking up prices? Now it’s in the PC-98 family with something called Rune Worth. Looks cool if you speak Japanese, which I definitely don’t.
Oh, and in Europe, they’re doing pre-launch eShop sales for the Switch 2. Early bird catches the worm, or something. The trivia answer? Hitman: World of Assassination. Yup, you heard that right.
North America
High on Life – $39.99 in the USA, $51.99 for our Canadian pals (Tuesday)
Ship Graveyard Simulator 2 – ($29.99/$41.99)
Captain Blood – ($24.99/$34.99: Tuesday)
Mirage: Ignis Fatuus – ($19.99/$25.99)
Chaos Galaxy 2 – ($19.99/$24.99)
Spiritfall – ($19.99/$25.99: Friday)
Dunk Dunk – ($14.99/$19.99)
Strings Theory – ($14.99/$19.49)
Momibosu – ($15.00/$18.99)
The Abandoned Planet – ($14.99/$14.99)
Bearnard – ($14.99/$21.37: Friday)
Those “Date With A Psycho Killer” and “Serial Killer” games are in here too. Weird stuff for $14.90-/$19.90-
Truck Simulator 25 – $12.99/$18.99, dropping Tuesday
Wings of Endless is a $12.99/$14.99 type of vibe.
Stratogun for $10.99/$13.99, also Tuesday.
And wanna ‘Pet The Pup At The Party’ on Monday? It’s $9.99/$14.99. Feels random, but whatever.
Game Builder Tycoon shows up Wednesday for the same price.
Then, Cat & Rabbit Pizza Farming, Undivine, Laundry Simulator 2025, Final Zone, Capybara Zen — all rolling in between $4.99 and $9.99. Because why not?
Sales and Price Slashes
Star Trek: Legends did a May 4th thing — 67% off ’til May 18. Thanks, PSPrices, and DekuDeals!
Europe
High on Life – €36.49/£30.49, hitting Tuesday
Ship Graveyard Simulator 2 (€29.99/£29.99)
Captain Blood (€24.99/£22.49: Tuesday)
Chaos Galaxy 2 drops Wednesday for €19.99/£17.99
Spiritfall’s a Friday thing at €18.99/£16.99. For real.
Some cheaper thrills: Dunk Dunk, Laundry Simulator 2025, and EggConsole Rune. Wrap your head around names like those.
Japan
Tokimeki Memorial at a chilling ¥6600
Ship Graveyard Simulator 2 – (¥4350)
Mirage: Ignis Fatuus stands at ¥2500. Always sounds fancier with yen, right?
Some Friday special: Paper.io 2 for ¥750.
Also, this fascinating something called “Trash is Fun” at ¥580 — could be the highlight of this lineup.
