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Alright, folks, buckle up because it’s Saturday, July 5, and I’ve got a list of deals that’ll make your wallet sing. Or cry. Depends on how you see it, really. Let’s dive in.
## Samsung Gaming Monitors: The Good Stuff
First off, we’ve got some Samsung gaming monitors that are just, well, deliciously discounted this weekend. If you’re into visuals that might make your eyes pop a little – don’t worry, they won’t actually – there’s the Samsung 32” Odyssey G8. QD-OLED, if that means anything to you. It’s 240Hz, which is, I dunno, kinda fast? Like watching a squirrel on espresso fast. Then there’s the whopping 49” Odyssey G9. Curved, for that immersive wrap-around feel like it’s hugging your eyeballs. Usually a steeper price than a ski slope, but it’s down to $999.99. Catch it if you can.
## Backup Your Games like Whoa: Crucial T500 2TB SSD
Everyone and their grandma knows you can’t have enough storage. Seriously. I mean, are we hoarding digital stuff or what? Anyway, the Crucial T500, a 2TB SSD, is shouting my name… metaphorically. It supports up to 7,400/7,000MB/s speeds. Enough numbers, though. All you need to know: your PS5 won’t know what hit it.
## Assassin’s Creed Shadows: New Galaxy on the Block
Assassin’s Creed Shadows is our next call. Just $49.99, and you’re the proud player of this year’s beast of a game. It’s got an 8/10 review around, but let’s be real, everyone’s got their own taste, right? Give it a whirl; maybe you’d disagree. Or not.
## Borderlands 3: Bargain Binge
Borderlands 3 Ultimate Edition is a steal for $17.97 on Switch. If you’re prepping for Borderlands 4, this is like your pregame snack. Lots of DLC content; honestly, it’s a whole snack platter.
## Metaphor: ReFantazio Strategy Guide – It’s Like an Encyclopaedia
And then there’s this guide for Metaphor: ReFantazio. Almost 600 pages. Your hands might need a workout to hold it, but hey, think of the muscles you’ll gain. Archetypes and Bonds get their moment in the sun too. So, if you’re into dissecting games like frogs in a high school lab, OMG, here you go.
## Steam Summer Sale: Deal Galore
And don’t sleep on the Steam Summer Sale! Nothing like picking up RPGs for dirt cheap. We’re talking some real heavy hitters like Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, but also those random gems like Crash Bandicoot for, like, less than a grande coffee.
## Donkey Kong Bananza: Pre-Order Madness
Finally, Donkey Kong Bananza. Did you watch that Direct? I mean, bananas! Literally. DK and some new gal, Pauline, are going to the planet’s core. Sounds wild, right? Who knew DK’s still got it. It’s selling out on Amazon, so probably best to pre-order unless you want FOMO.
There you go, wrapped up in a messy little bundle. Spend wisely! Or don’t. I’m not your financial advisor.
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Phew! That was something.
