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Alright, folks, buckle up ’cause I’m diving straight into this Cyberpunk 2077 madness. Seriously, if you’ve been snooping around and thinking about snagging this game, now’s probably the time. It’s going for $20.99 on Steam. Yeah, I said it. Probably the lowest price it’s ever hit there, matching even the best deals from years past. And if you’re vibing with this Phantom Liberty thingy—because who doesn’t like a good DLC expansion?—it’s knocked down to the same price. Crazy, right?
But, P.S., let’s not forget the rocky road this game had since, what was it? 2020’s launch or something? People were grumbling like it was the end of the world or something. But lately, with this mighty 2.0 update, folks are kind of rekindling their love for it. Imagine reinventing the gameplay so much that even your grandma would think it’s fun. There’s more buildcraft now—mix and match skills, do some sci-fi hacking, or go on a weapon frenzy. Knives or big guns, it’s your playground.
Feeling buyer’s guilt? Don’t wait out on this promo, it ends August 17. Phantom Liberty and the base game, both clock in at $20.99, remember? And the Ultimate Edition bundle (feels like a salesman here, goodness), giving everything at 53% off for a cool $38.62. Yep, both bundles, one giant leap into neon-tinted chaos.
So anyway—not sure why I keep saying that, but here’s the thing—these discounts are as low as it gets. Come August 17, it’s game over on these prices. For now, though, 65% off on the game, same goes for the DLC, and the edition’s bundle knocking 53% off. Steamy goodness!
Fast forward to the present, Cyberpunk’s still dropping updates. Latest version 2.3 came around July 17, tossing in auto-drive (yep, autonomous cars, folks), flashy new vehicles, but the scenery paintings I’d imagine—I don’t know, just guessing. Photo mode, and some quality-of-life perks—whatever those are, they sound important.
What’s been before were custom character tweaks—a CrystalCoat to glam up rides with colors on the fly. The sequel whispers are echoing too. Now, hang on tight, anime lovers: Cyberpunk: Edgerunners is revving up for another one. Season 2 or something. Who knew people loved Cyberpunk so much?
So, there you have it, my messy dive into the Cyberpunk seas. Should I have brought up the glitches? Nah, let’s just focus on the glimmers. Or maybe both. Who knows. I just ramble.
