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So, check this out. Pokémon Legends: Z-A is stirring the pot with some leaked info about Mega Evolutions. Some truly unexpected picks are on the list, and it’s like, “Wait, what?” But here’s the kicker—there’s this supposed Mega Evolution curse. Yeah, it’s a thing. Pokémon get a Mega form and then bam, no regional evolutions later. Like they’ve hit a wall. But four leaked Megas in this game might just flip that script. Or maybe not, who knows?
Anyway, most of these creatures are really riding high on getting a Mega form. Imagine turning the weakest link into a real contender; it’s like upgrading your old beat-up car with a turbo engine. But here’s the catch: those who haven’t fully evolved yet might get stuck. No new regional evolutions for them, and that’s a bummer.
So let’s dive deeper—or maybe we’re just skimming the surface—whatever. These Pokémon, Skarmory, Falinks, Drampa, and Hawlucha, don’t have any evolutions at all. Yup, they’re rocking it solo. A Mega form could totally give them that extra oomph, bump them up the ranks. Though if you look at past history, like with Mawile and Kangaskhan, they became beasts with Megas but kinda fizzled out without them. So, maybe these four would have thrived more with regular evolutions. Like keeping them relevant, ya know?
And don’t even get me started on Zygarde. That legendary dude has so many forms already, it’s like trying to keep track of socks that disappear in the laundry. Not likely he’s getting another evolution anytime soon.
Alright, where was I going with this? Right—single-stage guys like our fab four need something more than just a Mega form. Their natural stats? Not exactly jaw-dropping, somewhere around a mid-evolution level. A full-on evolution would do wonders, like sprinkling a bit of magic evolutionary dust. But what if they got pre-evolutions instead? Mind blown, right?
Adding a pre-evolution would give them a reason to bump those stats a bit and keep their Mega form standing without messing with lore. Pre-evolutions won’t beef up their power straight away, but it adds a sprinkle of potential stat boosts.
Even a mini upgrade could make them contenders alongside the likes of Arcanine or Lucario. Oh, noise—Skarmory and Drampa with pre-evolutions would be like fanservice, honestly. But will it happen in Pokémon Legends: Z-A? Probably not. Rumor has it they’re sticking to Megas this time around. Still, the future? Maybe that’s where the magic will happen, laying the groundwork for these creatures to shine in their Mega glory and beyond.
Anyway, if I rambled a bit, well, that’s life, right? Let’s dream big and hope some developer out there listens to our cries for more evolutions. Wouldn’t that be neat?
